Wedding Photographer FAIL

In case you didn't know, being a wedding photographer is a dangerous profession.

The Drunk Groom

And just think, these cherished wedding day memories will be preserved for all time. The bride doesn't look to happy about that.

101 Uses For Your Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

Imagine this: Your wife of 12 years packs up her belongings and decides to leave. The relationship is over. You notice a single item remained in her section of the closet, her wedding dress. She tells you she doesn't want it and slams the door. The question is: What would you do with your ex's wedding dress? Well, one guy decides to take that challenge and started a blog to share how he is handling that exact situation.

101 Uses For Your Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

Scarecrow

New footrest

Wedding dress gym towel

Camping tablecloth

Shoe polish rag

Bed liner

Dental floss

Dish rag

Garage oil pan

Yes, that's a grill cover

Pasta strainer

Sporting event banner

... and, dog toy.

Talk about sweet revenge.

What are your thoughts on this?

World's Worst Wedding DJ [VIDEO]

We wish there was more video of this guy. No telling how the rest of the wedding went.


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Better Marriage Blanket??

Ok, we've officially seen it all. Check out this video that features the amazing features of the Better Marriage Blanket. What makes it awesome? How about the multiple layers of activated carbon that absorb offending odor molecules. That's right, it kills farts! Geez.

Do You Think This Bride Was Embarrassed?

It's always a good time when someone loses their fake teeth during the wedding ceremony.

Random Wedding Funny #723

It's funny how a six-year old kid can effortlessly destroy a one-in-a-lifetime picture perfect moment. Priceless.



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Awkward Wedding Moments #174

Is it us, or does that groom look a tad bit uncomfortable. We can only wonder what he's thinking?

Random: Beer Keg Wedding Arch

Dress? Check
Tux? Check
Bouquet? Check
Arch made of empty beer kegs? Check

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Top 10 Excuses To Miss My Sister’s Wedding on Super Bowl XLIV

This article over at SportsUntapped covers one man's dilemma of having to attend his sister's wedding... on SuperBowl Sunday! Ahhh the tragedy. You'll giggle at this witty and funny excuses that he comes up with.

Read all 10 excuses here.

Misspelled Wedding Cake Fail

We assume they meant "trust" :)

Courtesy of our friends over at Cake Wrecks.

Wedding Funny| Groomsmen

Sometimes the best part about being a groomsmen, is not being the groom.

Source – Wedding Photojournalism Association: www.wpja.com

Random Wedding Funny

Nothing says "best friends" like a photo of your groomsmen with their pants down. Is it me, or do they not look too happy?

Random Wedding Funny

Groom fail.
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George Costanza’s Guide to Thank You Notes

The guys over at The Plunge have put together this funny little article that gives some sound groom advice on the task of sending out thank-you cards after the wedding celebration. Any Seinfeld fan knows we can all surely learn a lot of life lessons from the elusive George Costanza.

Follow @theplunge_com on Twitter

Wedding Humor: The Stadium Proposal

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Funny Wedding Bloopers | Fainting

Just wanted to share this great collection of wedding fainting mishaps. Enjoy!



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Camera Angle Fail

We shared this on Twitter and had to share it with the rest of our blog readers. Probably could have chosen a better camera angle. I have a feeling this photo didn't make it into their wedding album.

The "horse" bride

You Might Be A Wedding Planner if...

You Might Be A Wedding Planner if:

... you're 3-year old's Hanna Montana birthday party had a seating arrangement & place cards.
... you take notes while watching Bridezillas.
... it takes you 2 weeks and four vendors to plan dinner.
... you throw rice at graduations.
... you fight the urge to bustle every gown you see.
... you've memorized other peoples vows.
... you insist Thanksgiving begin with a rehearsal dinner.
... you can recite wedding stats by memory.
... when you go grocery shopping, you request an estimate.
... you know the floorplan of every venue within a 50 mile radius.
... your to-do-lists are in calligraphy.
... you've finalized vendors for your kid's PTA school carnival.
... your brunches include a dessert bar.
... your last Easter dinner was more extravagant than most weddings.
... you can fix ANYTHING with two-way tape, bobby pins and lip gloss.
... you ask yourself "What Would Martha Do?"
... you have an emergency stack of linens in your trunk.
... during family vacations, you constantly "cue" your kids for pics.
... your day planner is a guestbook.
... you can tie a chair sash ribbon in 3 seconds, blindfolded.
... your work desk has a centerpiece.
... you've altered a dress with a toothpick and dental floss.
... you've paid a wedding DJ not to play the "Chicken Dance"
... every time you exit church, you imagine sparklers and balloon send-offs.
... you send your dentist a save-the-date to confirm your appointment.
... you've dressed your daughter as a flower girl, just for fun.
... you can no longer digest fondant icing.
... you always show up 2 hours early, just to make sure things are "set"
... you can spot a single missing sequin bead, from 20 yards away.
... you brag about your WeddingWire ratings.
... you've seen more women cry than The Bachelor.
... you've brainstormed & outlined the timing for your son's slumber party.
... when in a pet store, you resist the urge to throw birdseed.
... you carry other peoples budget spreadsheets in your purse.
... you know during the bouquet throw is the best time to sneak a drink of wine
... you know the exact number of votives that can fit on a 72" buffet table
... you've inhaled bubbles.

This week's guest post comes from Rachel from the Austin Wedding Blog. You can follow her on Twitter: @austinweddings

Random Wedding Funny

Thanks to Emily over at NY Weddings for sending this to us!
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